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He stumbled into the deep dark woods in search of an internet connection, but what he found astounded the entire archeological community. It was the Book of Lost Pages, a book about the internet which predates the internet itself. Written entirely in the forgotten language of hexadecimal, the book purportedly provides a roadmap to mystical webpage design unlike anything in cyberspace today. Was it left here by extraterrestrial visitors?

Oh, yeah. I couldn't find the webpage you were looking for, so go to Casa de Snapdragon and you just might find what you were looking for.